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Some of the jokes that will make you laugh even when you are pissed off, here are some of them, enjoy and share with others!

Super insults ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Smart answer by a female...

On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...

'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...
I want to gift it to my wife..!!'

Lady
'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'


A letter from a teacher to a parent: 

Dear Parent, 
Sam doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.

Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Sam is not a rose, Don't smell him,Teach him......


Mother to Son: 
Who is Gandhi?
Son : Don't know ๐Ÿ˜
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also ๐Ÿ‘€
Son to Mother : Do you know Rebecca ?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also 


A cute excuse:
Teacher - Y r u late?
Student - Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher - so what makes U late if they were fighting?
Student - one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..


Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand?? 
Salesman: Rs.18,000/- 
Girl: OMG
Girl: and iphone?? . . 
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG
Girl: ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ก
Salesman: ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚


Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday 
I gave him food today he gave me a book How to Cook !!!  


Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working. 
Wife: did u drink
Husband : no
Wife:  Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase



Be happy always :-)
Share some of your best jokes that you have comes across!!!