Some of the jokes that will make you laugh even when you are pissed off, here are some of them, enjoy and share with others!
Smart answer by a female...
On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...
'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...
I want to gift it to my wife..!!'
Lady
'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'
A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,
Sam doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.
Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Sam is not a rose, Don't smell him,Teach him......
Mother to Son:
Who is Gandhi?
Son : Don't know 😏
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also 👀
Son to Mother : Do you know Rebecca ?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also
A cute excuse:
Teacher - Y r u late?
Student - Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher - so what makes U late if they were fighting?
Student - one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..
Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: OMG
Girl: and iphone?? . .
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG
Girl: 😨😠😡
Salesman: 😆😝😂
Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book How to Cook !!!
Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: did u drink
Husband : no
Wife: Idiot then y u r typing on suitcase
Be happy always :-)
Share some of your best jokes that you have comes across!!!
