Beggar - Give me food.
Man - I will give you Scotch.
Beggar - I don't drink.
Man - I will give you cigarette.
Beggar - I don't smoke.
Man - I will take you to the race.
Beggar - I don't gamble.
Man - I will get you a girlfriend.
Beggar - No, I don't need one. I love only my wife.
Man - I will give you food, but first you have to come to my house.
Beggar - why?
Man - My wife should see and learn what happens to a person who doesn't drink, smoke, gamble and only loves his wife..
