Letter for husband when Wife went to her mothers place:
- No need to call friends and relatives when I am not at home. Last time I got 4 large pizza bills beneath sofa.
- Don't forget mobile at soap holder in bathroom like last time... Any-ways Why would anyone need a mobile in a bathroom?
- Keep your goggles in box. Last time it was found in refrigerator.
- Salary already paid to maid , no need to be extra generous.
- Don't disturb neighboring house ladies early in morning asking if they have got newspaper or not??
- Our newspaper vendor is different from theirs.. And our laundry person and milkman are also different. You know all these very well.
- Your underwear are on left side of wardrobe and on right side belong to our son...like last time don't say I was uncomfortable at office
- I have informed all your friends' wives in our whatsapp group about my vacation and extra watch would be given to all your friends not to have a get together or any bla bla at our home.
- And last but not least,
- don't try to be over smart. I will be back any-time without intimating you
