All things in this bar is golden! Golden carpets, golden shot-glasses, golden beer mats......
After too many drinks he hesitates into what he thinks is the toilet and there's even a golden urinal!
The man goes home and tells his wife about this place and she isn't convinced, so in the morning she calls the bar and says, "Is every thing in your bar golden..? Golden carpets, golden shot-glasses, golden beer mats???" "Yes" answers the bartender..
What about the restroom urinal? "Hold on" says the bartender.... "Mike.. I think we found the guy who leaked in your saxophone!
