All husbands can enjoy these jokes...
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Wife : Shall I prepare burger or sandwich today .
Husband : First make it, we will name it later
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A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
dear Google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing and suggesting
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A married man's prayer;
Dear God, you gave me childhood, you took it away
U gave me youth, you took it away.
U gave me a wife.......... Its been years now,
just reminding you......
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A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 PM after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
"My hair & make-up are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pyjamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home for?"
Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married"
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Couldn't stop sharing this one...
Husband: I found Aladdin's lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did you ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..love you darling!. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.
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A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE?
Nooooo! That was the deal :)
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A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant.
As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.
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Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"
