Father: Let me see your report card.
Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents
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Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".
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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How is that possible?
Boy : He became father only after my birth.
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Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it was suffering from virus.
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Why did the computer go to the dentist?
Because it had Bluetooth
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What did the dentist say to the computer?
This will not hurt a byte.
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What part of a computer does a spider use?
The webcam
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Why did the computer break up with the internet?
There was no active Connection
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Why was the computer tired when it got home?
It had a "hard drive"
