Teacher: How do you keep warm in a cold room?
Student: You go to the corner, as it is always 90 degrees
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Teacher: Just imagine you are on the 8th floor, it caught fire, how will you escape?
Student: I will just stop my imagination
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Teacher: Where is your book Vicky?
Vicky: It is at home
Teacher: What is it doing at home?
Vicky: It is having more fun at home than at classroom
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A student entered the classroom and introduced his name with rest of the classmates.
Then later on, teacher asked him "What does your father do?"
Student: He does whatever my MOM says.
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Teacher: Did you do your homework?
Student: Did you correct my test?
Teacher: I have other class students tests to correct.
Student: Even I have other teacher's homework to do.
