How to communicate and be successful in life!!!

Talk to Mother lovingly  ,
Talk to Father respectfully  ,
Talk to Wife truthfully  ,
Talk to Brothers heartfully ,
Talk to Sisters affectionately  ,
Talk to Children enthusiastically ,
Talk to Relatives empathetically ,
Talk to Friends jovially ,
Talk to Officials politely ,
Talk to Vendors strictly ,
Talk to Customers honestly ,
Talk to Workers courteously ,              
Talk to Politicians carefully  ,

Talk to GOD SILENTLY .

Positive Attitude


With that note, here are the positive attitudes that make you laugh like anything:

Doctor :
Your Liver is enlarged
Patient :
Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?

This is called...
- Positive Thinking..

Lady to her dietitian : What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.
Doc : How come???
Lady : According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet...

Now this is called positive attitude..

Self Confidence at its Peak
A Man wrote to SBI (India's largest lender)

"My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".