Teacher: Peter, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Peter: Its Me!
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When I was young I used to pray for a bike,
after that I realized that God does not listen to us this way.
so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness
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Wife: If I die what will you do?
Husband: I may also die.
Wife: Why?
Husband: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.
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Engineer 1: Hey due, my submarine is not sinking into the water! what could be wrong?
Engineer 2: I think you may have used float instead of double in the software.
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In a school, teacher asked her students to give examples of coincidence.
There was a long silence, then a boy said: My father and my mother were married the same day.
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Doctor: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die.
Patient : Yes. An experienced doctor.
