Three drunk guys entered a taxi.
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine and turned it off again.
Then taxi driver said, "We have reached your destination". The first guy gave him money and the second guy said "Thank you".
The third guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the third drunk knew what he did.
But then he asked "What was that for?". The third guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"
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The father of five children had won a gift at a raffle.
He called his kids together to ask which one should get the present.
"Who is the most obedient?" he asked.
Who never talks back to mother?
Who does everything she says?
Five small voices answered in union...
"Okay, dad. You get the gift." as you do not talk back to mother.
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Magistrate: What was he doing when you arrested him?
Policeman: He was arguing with a taxi driver, Your Honor.
Magistrate: That is no enough proof he was drunk.
Policeman: Well, Your Honor, there was no taxi driver there.
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Son: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father: I can. What do you want me to write?
Son: Your name on this progress report card.
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Son: Dad, did you ever go to EGYPT?
Father: No son. Why do you ask that?
Son: Then, where did you get this MUMMY?
